Chicken Tenders

A virgin's favorite food.

Mommy get me more chicken tenders REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.

J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."

by KTownFook May 30, 2005

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

The Headless Chicken

The Headless Chicken is a demoralizing sex-act where two people are in the piledriving position, then the guy pulls out and starts running around holding the chick by the underside of her knees yelling "Headless CHICKEN!" The woman also adds her own screams to the mix because she is being pulled around by the legs with her head on the floor. In this sence, the legs of the upside-down woman resemble the wings of a chicken and the vag resembles where the chicken's head used to be.

"Fred and Daphney were definitly doing it last night. I saw Fred and a pair of legs run by the window so i'm guessing it was the headless chicken, that shit's awesome."

by Gnitz456 January 20, 2009

Christmas Card Chicken

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.

I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.

by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009

Start fucking that chicken

To begin doing well in a manner prescribed by Ernie Anastos.

Shit! I got a 38 on my econ test!

Sounds like you need to start fucking that chicken in that class.

by atomicplatypus October 14, 2009

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.

"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014