Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.
This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.
by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023
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noun the most toxic chat on earth
Biggas and Neaners chat is very toxic to friends. for example Stefan hates Gabe because he invites himself everywhere.
by under armour boy June 8, 2022
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As seen in Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm, it is where someone begins speaking to someone they vaguely know while in a line as a means to get behind that person in the line and get ahead in line with that person.
Leon pulled a stop and chat, but people saw right through it and pushed him to the back of the line.
by ReagansGhost76 March 21, 2020
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A French phrase my step sis got so fucking wrong, she spells it as, C'est un chatte (prounounced-shat)
Me being an intellectual: Hey Meili, C'est un chat! (i point at the cat )

Her: C'est un shat, monsieur Ryan!
by BiggieCheeseBalls January 7, 2021
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you fucking hurt me. but don’t worryi’m fine”.
“103 deleted chats”
i’m sorry, i’m stupid. i’ll stop hurting you.”
by jessiew.10 February 23, 2022
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A group chat to prepare for a main event or activity
me and my mates jumped on a heat chat - oh man, we're gonna feel the burn
by Heat Chat Crew May 10, 2022
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