California Hat-trick

When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.

“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”

“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”

by xLonnie July 14, 2021

caliwack

Word invented by Jeff Bezos

When you're jerking off in California.

Person1: Are we in California yet?
Person2: Yes!
Person1: Cool, i gotta caliwack.

by TheManWhoConqueredTheWorld July 28, 2021

cali yeager

A short nigga on vrchat and a dumb motherfucker and is hot I guess

Cali Yeager short as shit😂

by Caliwrld July 30, 2021

califugee

A refugee from California who settles in a new area outside of California.

Our new neighbors are califugees from Los Angeles.

by EntropyIsTruth September 15, 2021

Calissa

They’re the kind of person that everyone wants to be friends with. Always bubbly and caring, their personality just makes your day better by being around them. This is the kind of person that you get really excited about seeing no matter how often you are together. They always know just the right thing to say and are there to help you through your roughest days. Once you get to know a Calissa you realize just how special she is and you become captivated by every part of her.

Dude: Isn’t Calissa like the best girlfriend ever, dude??
Other Dude: yeah dude, she is totally the best girlfriend ever

by Calissa7373838 November 22, 2021

Calissa

They’re the kind of person that everyone wants to be friends with. Always bubbly and caring, their personality just makes your day better by being around them. This is the kind of person that you get really excited about seeing no matter how often you are together. They always know just the right thing to say and are there to help you through your roughest days. Once you get to know a Calissa you realize just how special she is and you become captivated by every part of her

Dude: Isn’t Calissa like the best girlfriend ever, dude??

Other dude: yeah dude, Calissa is totally the best girlfriend ever.

by Calissa7373838 November 22, 2021

California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021