The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017
Get the got yo couchmug. Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
by jefficient September 7, 2013
Get the unbox the couchmug. Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
by Art Corr June 5, 2020
Get the Couch Packagesmug. “Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”
“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
by Steve Blends May 5, 2022
Get the Out of Couchingmug. The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.
Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.
Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.
Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"
by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020
Get the Couch Ghostmug. a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020
Get the one couch partymug.