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choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.
Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
by Sajakain December 12, 2022
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coogina

it is coochie vagina for when you’re feeling extra frisky. one may have a coogina if they feel a strong urge to manhandle the inside of a male’s ass.
i can see your coogina. put it away. right now.
by mars kiszka January 5, 2023
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Cookie

A piece of crack cocaine, larger than a rock, and often in the shape of a cookie.
P1: Raindrops
P2: Droptops
P1: Smokin on cookie in tha hotbox
P2: (Cookie!)
by STUNNA WVTTZ June 24, 2023
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live cookie

1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.

2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?

2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
by Bennet Too July 2, 2005
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colon cookie

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?
by the one time poster August 4, 2009
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misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009
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Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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