Bell's Jokes Law

Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.

Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'

by Bellser July 29, 2006

Taco Bell Lady

A middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the East Meadow, Taco bell on Long Island, New York for over 8 years. She repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. She is known by many people in the greater East Meadow area including parts of Merrick, Bellmore, and Uniondale. There have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the East Meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. The Taco Bell Lady has been seen in the East Meadow Waldbaums, Villa Grande Pizzeria and also the PathMark of East Meadow. She will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the Brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade class picture, of which she carries the yearbook of Woodland Elementary School of East Meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. But we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.

"hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow"

" ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again"

by iloveyou5 December 8, 2009

Donald Bell-Gam

Entertainment genius/ producer of funny shit

He auditioned for Britain's Got Talent. Donald Bell-Gam famously answered the question "What do you do?" with the answer "I'm 20"

by tinymojo3 January 13, 2009

Taco Bell Run

To Cease Anything &/Or Everything That You May Be Doing At Any Given Time Of Day(or night) & Go Directly To Taco Bell For The Best Food On Planet Earth, Particularly The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito.

Guy 1: "You Know What I'm Thinkin?"
Guy 2: "& That Would Be?"
Guy 1: "A Taco Bell Run."
Guy 2: "Dude, It's 2:30 In The Morning!"
Guy 1: "...I Fail To See Your Point."
Guy 2: "You're Right, I'm Drivin."

by ECTenorDrummer August 6, 2009

Taco Bell Challenge

A feat whereby a person is challenged to eat $20.00 worth of Taco Bell food within one hour. Only one drink purchase allowed.

If the contestant can eat all of the food in the allotted time, the issuer of the challenge must pay the tab. If the contestant cannot eat all of the food ordered, he/she must pay for whatever has been ordered.

I really thought I could eat 23 orders of cinnamon twists. Because I could not, I lost the Taco Bell Challenge

-or-

I've won the Taco Bell Challenge: I just consumed 4 Big Bell Box Meals, pay up son.

by Taco Bell connoisseur July 1, 2008

ring my bell

To climax a woman, make her come; give a woman pleasure.

"You can ring my be-e-ell.......ring my bell,(ring my bell, ding dong ding, ahhhh!)"

from "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward, 1979 (world-wide #1 hit).

by babybabe February 12, 2008

taco bell bathroom

the most dirtyiest unclean bathroom in the world seiously

taco bell bathroom is dirty

by reaalyanonymousv21 September 7, 2009