african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

Bat

To Wank or Masturbate

Yeah man, I was chucking a bat the other night to a picture of your girlfriend.

by o3o November 24, 2018

Crazy Bat

A crazy and usually angry old lady.

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.

by aho89 November 22, 2011

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

Bats in the Belfry

Lyric from Viva Discordia by That Handsome Devil.
Better than whatever that guys who’s name starts with a B song was.
Means crazy

Guy “Bats in the Belfry (Woo-ha!)”

by Crona.png January 4, 2024

Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Bats

Slang for xanax particularly in bar form .

"Hey tony, Did you pick up those bats?"

by Akeyna February 10, 2019