1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out
2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.
3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.
3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
Examples:
Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.
"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."
The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.
"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."
The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011
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It sometimes sparks a feeling of wonder when thinking about what you will be able to do with it.
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Generative AI and the ability to create images from text is Brain Porn!
Learning a new programming language is Brain Porn!
Reading a classical music score is Brain Porn!
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Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!
by brainninja14 December 1, 2009
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Hey Pete, good thing you were wearing your brain pan when that car slammed you. Your face is a mess but at least you can think straight!
by WindowLicker9000 April 11, 2010
Get the brain pan mug.1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.
2. Someone who consistently brain farts.
2. Someone who consistently brain farts.
"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."
"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"
"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"
by deadestfish May 3, 2009
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