Ashley's believe that if you don't get married you can't have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.
Person 1: "Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"
Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."
Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."
Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"
Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"
Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."
Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."
Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"
Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))
by anonymous. but definitel not a November 10, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is smart, pretty, nice, and she will blow your mind.She's a musician, she gets straight A's and will always lighten the mood.You might think shes mean because shes not letting you do something, but its the right thing, shes just looking out for you.She popular too!
by 76433773 May 7, 2018
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is the best girl in the world, she is brilliant and kind and trustworthy, she has excellent reflexes and cares significantly about family and friends. Ashley loves animals and storms. Ahs likes music and hanging out with friends. She tends to overthink a lot and has trust issues. She fears losing people close to her and is scared of losing memories with change. She doubts herself but she is one of the best human beings on the earth.
by oneoutof8billion June 18, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. ashley is the bestest girl in the world, she deserves a medal of being the loveliest and most caring person ever, shes also very funny and having her presence around lights up the whole room, shes the best gift god could give someone and im glad that that someone is me, she is also very funny and i wish i could hug her all the time, everyone should agree that she is truly a once in a lifetime, and i will always love her, and if by chance you're ever gonna read this, i love you always and forever maeni ko
by uryush October 24, 2022
Get the ashley nicolasmug. Ashley is the name of a “Platonic” friend. One who constantly makes me smile and laugh and brightens up my every day. For the moment we are just friends but I really enjoy her presence. Ashley has a wonderful heart that caters to the Heart of God she is beautiful and funny and I hope and pray she doesn’t get tired of me too quickly. I am grateful to have met her and pray that our friendship lasts a longgg time.
Ashley she is amazing,beautiful,cute,diligent,empathetic,(hard to not Flirt with, etc (insert the rest of the alphabet of compliments here)
by Platonicfriend101 May 31, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. by Xaiver_shy November 22, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is the shortest most finest person ik alive. SHES LITERALLY A MIDGET.But I love Ashley so so so much. she is funny, caring, sweet,and a great listener.She also got the fattie😆😆😆😆. Shes always there for me and supports my decisions and delusions all the time! I love tht girl sm. She’s so successful and smart,which will take her far in life. A is for ASHLEY i love ashley.❤️❤️❤️❤️
by iloveashley18128 April 3, 2023
Get the Ashleymug.