Alabama Mud Bath

One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.

Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.

by aquaducer May 17, 2011

Alabama Swamp Cricket

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

by Bickel101 October 14, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her

Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket

by Bigdaddy69420694206942069420 May 13, 2019

alabama crimson tide

The Alabama Crimson Tide football team is one of the oldest programs in the country, starting in 1892. It holds a record 21 SEC championships, and 12 National Championships. The NCAA also recognizes Alabama as National Champions 5 other times. More than 53 bowl appearances, 17 hall-of-famers, 91 All-Americans honored 101 times.

National Champions: 1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992.
Other National Champions in NCAA record book: 1945, 1962, 1966, 1975, 1977.
Bowl Record: 30 wins, 20 losses, 3 ties.

Note: Alabama defeated Texas Tech, 13-10, in January 2006 for their 30th bowl win - an NCAA record.

Who is the best college team in history? That's right, Alabama Crimson Tide.

by Pirates_ April 19, 2006

Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.

"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

Alabama Mud Slide

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.

Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.

by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009