Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

ass blossom

ass blos·som as blos-uhm-n. a burgeoning rectal sphincter. The purtruding rosey inards of a chick that got ass fucked really hard. Sometimes a result of fisting or large object insertion.

...and then Mike fucked her ass right after Joey; she just laid there moaning with her ass blossom all stickin' out n' shit!

by JJM Productions July 18, 2007

Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

ass tetris

n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.

The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.

by ChelleSparks February 2, 2010

Ass Grenade

1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.

1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.

by Jables246 August 12, 2009

Christmas ass

The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.

"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."

by creepingphlox January 3, 2010

ass fries

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009