Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006

alphine

The one the only. The wierd but chill guy

He is such an Alphine soo chill but odd

by Ghost of 1234 January 4, 2018

Alpha-cuck

A being so entirely alpha he cucks himself.

Woah... did you see that guy named Derek? He is so not beta he must be an alpha-cuck

by RobloxFan123 July 30, 2017

Alperen

He is God.

You cant never be like Alperen!

by THEUNKOWNTHE May 30, 2018

alpha gamer

a gamer who plays games 24/7 and has a girlfriend

guy 1:do you have a girlfriend?
guy 2: yes im an alpha gamer

by big dumb idiot October 29, 2018

Alphabet

a neighborhood located within the East Village in the New York City borough of Manhattan. Its name comes from Avenues A, B, C, and D, the only avenues in Manhattan to have single-letter names.

"He works at a tattoo shop down in the Alphabet."

by JaneMarieDoe March 9, 2010

kappa alpha theta

A great group of women who party hard but keep it classy

Actually, Alpha Delta Pi, founded in 1851 at Wesleyan, was the first such organization, but Kappa Alpha Theta still rocks...

by notwhoyouthink20056 May 4, 2005