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They are such poons! Aka sutton and coy
by ryan gracie June 29, 2020
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Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.
Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025
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poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
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Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”
by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018
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Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men
The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
by tankbanger November 15, 2012
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Poon Thinker

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways
by Pooner69 June 12, 2021
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Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009
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