When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.
Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?
Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025
Get the Pooningmug. any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
Get the poon woundmug. by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018
Get the Poon Gluemug. A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men
The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
by tankbanger November 15, 2012
Get the Poon Hagglermug. by Pooner69 June 12, 2021
Get the Poon Thinkermug. by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009
Get the Poon Scoonmug. 