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Patrick

a sarcastic weirdo that always wears a hat or headphones
patrick is a total idiot
did u hear what patrick did to his cousin
by cooliodude420 January 6, 2023
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Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.
If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.
by RoloLoots September 20, 2023
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Patrick

Patrick is the most sexy guy on the planet and his beauty can hurt the blind eye. He is a loving person who makes a bad day much better. He is athletic, funny, kind, smart, and very handsome. If you meet a patrick do not let go of him or you’ll regret for the rest of your life.
Girl 1: “I want a smart handsome guy who will love me forever”

Girl 2: “So you want a Patrick!”
by Joe mama gaiii October 18, 2019
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Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories.

Thanks,
Everyone
Patrick - just a name
by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is a big boy. He loves back scratches and spicy food. You will always have good fun when Patrick is near. He thinks he is the funniest person alive. Patrick is loud and offensive but has a heart of gold.
by Partypetra November 23, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA
Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their
by A shreksy person June 2, 2020
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Dopey Patrick

someone who unironically texts at most 3 words like patrick from spongebob squarepants (no offense to anyone called patrick) they also sometimes capitalise U or i even autocorrect cant save em
"Wys" "Yo" "Sn" "Wytm" - Dopey Patrick
by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023
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