charlie newnham

the hottest guy ever, goat at footy, beautiful eyes, super nice and overall the best person you will ever meet. i love charlie newnham :)

charlie newnham is a goat

by DaddyGilf March 26, 2021

Charlie Shanks

Has a massive forehead and loves to finger his own arsehole while watching hardcore porn with his nan.

Have you seen Charlie Shanks over there.

by Nr shlong along June 16, 2020

Charlie Drakey

The most powerful and good looking person on the face of the earth a smart and sophisticated being with great eyebrows and a face that lights up the sky A Charlie Drakey is someone with a big future ahead of them who will one day do great things he also has a massive dick 🤙. Anyway a Charlie Drakey is someone who is smarter than einstein himself but they are a very rare species only 1 in 500 million are born so if you spot are Charlie Drakey it must be your leader because one day a Charlie Drakey will run the world you will probably work for one. Being a Charlie Drakey is like being a god and if someone disrespects a Charlie Drakey they will pay the ultimate price.

Boy 1: oh my god that’s a Charlie Drakey the most powerful being on the face of the earth
Boy 2: Are you sure?
Boy 1: See for yourself
Boy 2: NO WAY
Girl 1: ooh he’s so fit
Girl 2: yes I know right

by Charlie DB January 10, 2018

Charlie Harness

An item of underwear typically a leather thong not unlike a jockstrap.

It provides support for one's testicles while not restricting movement of the gentleman's penis.

"Damn, this charlie harness is riding my crack like a jockey!"

by Charlie "The Harness" November 9, 2012

Charlie Osborne

A fuckin ugly gay dick who sucks matteo off everyday

Man that guy is a real Charlie Osborne

by Oofta oofta you’re a poofda August 12, 2018

Charlie Tap

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe lack of the force expected when receiving a "high five".

(It can also be used in a sideways variation)

Know how I can tell he's tired? He gave you the 'Charlie Tap'.

by SlurrinVerbs January 21, 2009

charlie jordan

Somehow, still a virgin.

Oh man, that guy is SOOOO Charlie Jordan.

by 7D Guru April 22, 2019