When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
Get the long distance brolationshipmug. The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.
"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"
"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
by Checkerdown September 26, 2023
Get the Long Island Dietmug. by Juzztn December 5, 2017
Get the long jesus dickmug. I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011
Get the long ass ricemug. Example 1.
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup
by XtheandroidX January 26, 2014
Get the Long Weekend Sweatpantsmug. The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014
Get the Long Island Cheesecakemug. He is a sweet human who loves animals and is exceptionally kind to his friends, especially when he starts lying to people. Mostly his friends would ask him for crucial info by answering them with "I could not confirm or deny", which pisses off many people, especially one individual who would find him and give him a good "spanking".
Phi Long Nguyen your a fucking furry bastard and tell me where u are stop lying you whore. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by CRACKSA March 23, 2022
Get the Phi Long Nguyenmug.