Ghost Floor

When the elevator doors open and no one (you can see) gets in or out. This occurs when a being existing outside our physical world needs to go somewhere and is too lazy to take the stairs.

"..... did you hit 6?"

"No. Must be a ghost floor."

by RockDeputy February 4, 2009

Skating Ghost

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.

(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.

by Gumpless January 31, 2014

beef ghost

The fart released after consuming way to much beef the night before. These typically are followed by a "beef corpse".

"Cack! What's with the fucking beef ghost? Why didn't you tell me you were hitting up the Korean BBQ joint?"

by bikeduke4 March 10, 2014

Ghost Tentacle

When a mans penis is so small you just can't feel it.

Last night, sex was awful, it just felt like I was being ghost tentacled.

by hahahaha92007 May 28, 2014

Tab Ghost

When a computer opens 3 or more tabs by itself when the user tries to open one new tab.

User: *Opens tab*

Computer: *Opens 5 tabs*

User: Damn, Tab ghost!

by Ocarinax June 23, 2014

Host ghost

A specific type of ghost in a chatroom or other communication service who appears yet present, while in fact already gone, as a result or side effect of a host error. Many services offer a command to erase them from the list of people present as well as other type of ghosts, such as NickServ's /ns ghost.

I have spent a few minutes to write a private message to a host ghost until I realized they have disconnected before I began.

by SuddenTL March 20, 2015

Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.

"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"

by Kitnix March 29, 2015