Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

yonks ago

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"

Shut up you fucking yonk

by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 13, 2019

Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

by cdl September 27, 2022

yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Yonk

To be elevated at ones highest self.

I took a phat dab last night and got super yonked.

by Yonk Mama August 16, 2021

Yonks

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024