Yonk

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friend: “you got work today?” y/n: “yonk”

by ttinyperson July 25, 2021

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yonk

what it sounds like you're doing. throwing up.

" ima bout to yonk all over your shoes."

by Babyboopoo December 03, 2021

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Used in Ireland. Term for a long time. Synonym for this term could also be “donkeys years”

“Jaysus Dee , it’s been yonks!” “Ye Vickie, haven’t seen you in donkeys years.”

by No, please June 28, 2019

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Yonks is a word that only hannah is aloud to use.

i haven’t seen you in yonks

by Rangasaurus June 10, 2019

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To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

by Dipmaster29 September 25, 2020

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A verb defining a movement (usually a passing/giving motion)

Can you yonk me a napkin?
Could you yonk me a ride?

by FleshMall June 09, 2021

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An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

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