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Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.
Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook
by Gobnugget September 11, 2019
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Colonial Wook

A wook but like in colonial times. Often found hanging outside the local tavern bumming pipe tobacco and retelling stories about the fife and drum show from Williamsburg fall 1772.
That colonial wook was selling Virginia snuff for $5 a gram can you believe that shit?
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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wook panic

That moment when dad shows up and the lines are still all out, the k is still on the table, and your girlfriend is fishing out.
We saw the fireball and everyone came out in a wook panic.
by Aeschel November 30, 2019
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Wook

Wook; A Caucasian male found lurking among Asians who hopes to integrate unnoticed into the culture of the Far East but actually while in the west, yeah that one white guy at the bar.
*NOTICE* Credit for this belongs to Bobby Lee & Theo Von
Eh Pingyong see thatWook over there, he’s wide eyeing your girl bruh, you gonna do something or?
by Vendetta Fist January 16, 2023
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wook book

A chicken.

or

A cry to alert hens.
:Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.

:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!
by Ekename March 13, 2019
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wook wok

Another way to spell “Wook Walk” for those extra cooked ravers

A raver or hippie walking around with the desire to keep partying
Zach’s cooked ass is inviting us on a wook wok at 5am
by DucatiZ August 20, 2024
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Madysen (wook)

Madysen is a chaotic high energy queen. She's got the most beautiful green eyes and a smile that drives men crazy. People flock to her for her humor and crazy energy. She's so sweet and caring and knows just how to love. Sometimes she can be a brat but she's quick to come out of it. She's got so many styles but rocks every one of them. She's the love every guy hopes to find.
Damn girl you rockin that madysen (wook) look with them cook outs on.
by THAToneWOOK333 June 9, 2022
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