woodwinds 

People who are most skilled with their hands and mouths. Envy of the brass.

Stacy: How was Dummy the trumpet player?
Sarah: A nightmare! He didn't know what he was doing!! And Chad the bassonist from the woodwinds?
Stacy: OMG he was great, he made me come before even getting me naked.
Sarah: Hahaaa.... Can I borrow him??
Stacy: Only if we're in a threesome and I get more attention..

woodwinds by vicky147 September 1, 2020

woodland creature 

a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods

ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit...ooh especially when ur naked

woodland creature by desire June 20, 2004

Woodwinds 

Woodwinds are the gods of the musical world. One does not mess with the woodwinds. Because they are too awesome to be bothered with non-woodwind stupidity. They are the best section in a marching band, and enjoy mocking the trumpet section for being so terrible. The woodwinds can usually be found being awesome, anywhere you look.

"Look at that trumpet player, messing everything up." "Yeah, it would be so much better if he was a woodwind."
"Woodwinds are gods. Don't mess with the woodwinds." Why not? I thought that-" (vanishes from existance from questioning the woodwinds god-like authority.)

Woodwinds by Woodwind5 February 5, 2012

WoodLand Creatures 

The Hardest Mutha Fuckas To ever walk out of the fruity ass town eastchesterr. Trust me These niggas are nutsss... i heard they sewed some niggas asshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta ass Niggas..PBS

Hardbody woodland creatures

WoodLand Creatures by ChaBoiw4567 March 23, 2009

woodland peck 

an awkward kiss in a dog park forest by theo allen and mia keazer

omg i never saw the woodland peck coming, i wish i was there!

woodland peck by wassupchick7 July 29, 2017

woodland critter christmas 

hail satan!

its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!

woodland critter christmas by obama sin latte August 12, 2021

Woodland 

A village situated in the North east of England. Around the area of woodland you may find a deranged homosexual man drinking prosecco woodland is also well known for its ‘farmers’ and farm watch these people aren’t actually farmers just claim to be. The rest of the village is mainly made up of a shit tin church that would blow down if u breathed on it and also the coffin dodgers.

Want to go to woodland?
No it’s a shit hole.

Woodland by fishshopdoors March 25, 2022