Ahotv's Witnesses 

a cult designed to worship organizational skills and overall neatness; our deity is Ahotv and cult members also refer to each other as Ahotv

1: Hey can you help me organize my room?
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!

Ahotv's Witnesses by originalAhotv'sWitness September 17, 2017

The Walmsley Witnesses 

The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley

Jack: are you coming on MW
Riley: yeh nah im going to The Walmsley Witnesses march

The Walmsley Witnesses by WalmsleyLivesInAGritBin January 9, 2020

computer witness 

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

computer witness by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004

evil witness 

1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time

2. starring absently for a long period of time

1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.

evil witness by Stonner Life November 20, 2009

Silent Witness 

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.

That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...

Silent Witness by Piggonshig April 24, 2016

irrefutable witness 

The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.

"They said I did what?? Take a long look at the footage from my irrefutable witness son son, that's all straight bull shee-it."
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"

irrefutable witness by war-n January 6, 2019

Jehovahs Witnesses 

A Christian religion that do not waver from the teachings of the bible. They do not allow homosexual priests to teach their children they do not allow celebrations of pagan festivities. They are the only religion that use gods name and do not disrespect him by calling him lord.He has a name.

Jehovahs Witnesses

Jehovahs Witnesses by shaylove69 July 9, 2011