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White Knight

Typically a white dude adventuring in a whitetruck using photography as a way to pick-up desperate white chicks in remote locations with the hope of scoring Mexican food and maybe sex.
Ricky: Hey Bobby, Did you hear about Kevin's latest endeavor?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
by Haywood Jablome Sr. November 28, 2017
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White Knight

A Cuck, that is delusional living in their own headspace.
Man, alyssa is such a White Knight! All she does is take up for Hydra and think it makes her important.
by PedophiIe December 23, 2023
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White Knight

"Man, Carl's being a major white knight for Jasmine."
by OofMeistro October 5, 2020
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White Knight

A white person who over defends people of color or gets offended when a “racist” joke is made towards someone of color
Person 1: Greg is such a white knight, He got so pissed when I was joking around with my friend Joaquin about our ethnicities.
Person 2: Fuck that guy!
by autotile February 25, 2025
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white suge knight

A white boy from Idaho who acts and looks like Suge Knight
“Damn I was gonna launch my boat at Killarney Lake - White Suge Knight showed up and bounced me”
by Choctaw Lloyd January 7, 2024
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White Knight

A white knight is typically male. I've never heard of a female white knight, but these days anything is possible. White knights are people who offer help to others—motivated by classic virtue signaling. White knights most commonly virtue signal to benefit women, often with unconscious hopes that they'll ultimately end up getting a relationship or even sex for doing so. But there is a fair amount of white knighting done by men superficially defending other perceived inferior or weaker people (even possibly other men), such as politicians white knighting to insincerely "protect" minorities just in order to get their votes whether the minorities actually need the protection or not. Judges will often white knight to help women win in divorce cases against men even without evidence that the woman has actually been wronged in any way.
When Randy Newman wrote "Short People", most of the protests about the song were from tall people; most of the short people actually understood what the song was all about, but still the taller people tended to white knight against the song for them anyway.
by VwVwVwV August 30, 2022
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