Warm Beans

The antonym of the expression 'Cool Beans'. Use to express something completely uncool, something lame, or to be used as an insult.

Chris: "Hey, man, I killed your parents."
Bruce: "What the hell, man? That's warm beans!"
Chris: "They were just being warm beans, you know?"
Bruce: "Man, you're so warm beans!"

by urban_seal April 21, 2016

warm charles

A punishment towards a man in which he is held down and whipped with a hot rag on the nuts or upper shaft

Larry's uncle gave him a warm charles him last night. What a fucked up uncle.

by Suhav June 21, 2008

Warm Coffee

The luck one gets after a date.
After some rowdy sex, they then settle for some warm coffee.

Dude 1: How was your date last night?
Dude 2: It ended with warm coffee.

by M1X3R November 26, 2010

Warm the Bed

The act of farting in bed in order to provide a more inviting environment for one's partner.

Please warm the bed for me baby. Did you have nachos for lunch?

by Dark Chocolate V2 June 19, 2011

warm mouth

The act of giving a male oral sex/blow job.

My girlfriend gave me some bomb warm mouth last night!

by knlcja February 16, 2018

Warm Yogurt

The act of a middle-eastern man having an orgasm.

Man, I pounded that chick so hard I gave her a plate full of warm yogurt.

by Hadito July 11, 2008

warm steve

when you shit in a tube sock and then hit somebody with it.

last night when joe fell asleep i gave him a warm steve.

by FERENCHAK February 20, 2008