Vanity Nacho

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.

This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.

by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020

Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.

“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.

by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019

Vanity

She is an incredibly smart person. She is funny as well. If you tell her a bad thing than she will come with a comeback at you. Anyways she is the smartest girl you will ever meet.

Person 1: Hey that girl is so smart in EVERYTHING

Person 2: Oh her... her name is Vanity. Yes! She is very smart.

by brklyn_nicole April 5, 2020

vanity weight

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.

Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.

by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015

Vanity Killer

Someone who tries too hard and is very ugly. Vanity Killers are normally found alone. They like to hold knives to there mouths and take pictures.

"That scene girl is a vanity killer."

by hgfdfghjk May 12, 2012

christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Also seen in a group named the "Unicorn Horn Squad"

Hey it's another bbw account.
No you uncultured swine that's not any bbw account that's fucking CHRISTINA'S VANITY

by regina phalangay January 6, 2019

christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Seen in a group of friends named "the unicorn horn squad"

Hey look, it's another bbw account
NO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE that's christina's vanity!

by regina phalangay January 6, 2019