Sheila was being a huge bitch today so I waited until everyone left the office and gave her an upper desker
by Shitstorm15 October 21, 2010
Get the Upper Desker mug.A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.
*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.
by The brickyard beaver June 1, 2019
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There a very high likely hood that if you swallow the saliva, you will puke all over yourself.
There a very high likely hood that if you swallow the saliva, you will puke all over yourself.
by Canadian Public Slang September 27, 2025
Get the Upper Deckey mug.The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017
Get the upperdecker 007 mug.An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving
by Nick June 18, 2006
Get the upperdecker mug.The upperdecker is a prank that you can pull on a friend or loved one, or more likely someone who deserves it. An upperdecker is defined as defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, allowing it to fester for as long as possible and sending a chilling brown residue into the bowl upon each flush.
At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.
by Grant Herman August 31, 2004
Get the UPPERDECKER mug.A vengeful act of defacating in the tank of a toilet so as to odorize the bathroom with every flush for weeks until found. This is usually done at parties where you don't like the host/hostess.
"everytime I flush the toilet my bathroom wreaks, someone must have left an upperdecker, when I said the parties over go home..OH man! they did."
by troy garner September 21, 2005
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