I didn't order pizza today I went and bought one from Kroger but tomorrow I'll order 2 more because I'm Adam Toney.
by Blakmeatonurface March 19, 2021
Get the adam toney mug.A very funny and dirty mined individual. 3 boys give him loads of chest pain. He ejaculated off a bridge once. I saw it with my own eyes.
by Dinoation February 12, 2024
Get the Papa Toney mug.When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.
by alfafan159 June 30, 2024
Get the Ivan Toney Effect mug.The act of disappearing when you know you can't win. Pulling a trofey can be seen both as unsportsmanlike behavior but it can also be seen as a way to conserve precious time. For some, it's a way of life.
1) ...so Marko and me met these 2 student chicks in the bar last night.. The beautiful blonde clicked with me right away, but the chubby one went for Marko. 20 minutes in to it, the guy couldn't handle it so he pulled a trofey. Had to buy Becky cheeseburgers all night to avoid the cockblock.
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
by agent rapha February 10, 2024
Get the pulling a trofey mug.The act of disappearing when you know you can't win. Pulling a trofey can be seen both as unsportsmanlike behavior but it can also be seen as a way to conserve precious time. For some, it's a way of life.
1) ...so Marko and me met these 2 student chicks in the bar last night.. The beautiful blonde clicked with me right away, but the chubby one went for Marko. 20 minutes in to it, the guy couldn't handle it so he pulled a trofey. Had to buy Becky cheeseburgers all night to avoid the cockblock.
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
by agent rapha February 10, 2024
Get the pulling a trofey mug.The act of disappearing when you know you can't win. Pulling a trofey can be seen both as unsportsmanlike behavior but it can also be seen as a way to conserve precious time. For some, it's a way of life.
1) ...so Marko and me met these 2 student chicks in the bar last night.. The beautiful blonde clicked with me right away, but the chubby one went for Marko. 20 minutes in to it, the guy couldn't handle it so he pulled a trofey. Had to buy Becky cheeseburgers all night to avoid the cockblock.
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
by agent rapha February 10, 2024
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