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Trauma hug

The caring hug that person gives to a child or fellow adult when they accidently injure that child or adult or when they witness them get hurt in an accident.
When Dave skied down the mountain and crashed into the tree, he was in agony, so I ran up and gave him a trauma hug. hurt hug, accident, injury, trauma, fracture, crash
by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015
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trauma fishing

A seductive, clever way to get into bed with a lady. Fishing for deep-rooted trauma from a women's past to unveil her daddy issues and eventually get them into bed with you
Guy 1: Hey dude! How was last night?
Guy 2: Oh bro so lit! I was trauma fishing this girl and ended up going home with her. Life is good.
by fbgmsqd August 26, 2021
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anal trauma

When your ass is fucked so hard that you have to go to the ER
Harry's ass got fucked so hard he had anal trauma!
by Koolaidman728 August 9, 2016
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Religious trauma

A term commonly used by angry grown ass adults with blue hair who are still mad at their parents for making them go to Sunday school instead of letting them sleep all day.
“Omg I had to wake up at 8 on Sunday mornings and go to church, I have so much Religious Trauma.”
by Jayfizzle January 7, 2022
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Trauma Queen

A female EMT or Paramedic (no they are not the same). Usually arrives at the scene of a car crash caused by a drunk idiot.other dumbass. Appears out of a large truck with flashing lights and woo-woo sounds. Generally saves lives in Trauma situations where people were too stupid not to get hurt.
I thought it would be a good idea to see if my gun was loaded by shooting at my brother. Then I had to call the amb-ooooo-lance people and one was a girl...ahem, a trauma queen
by Noname emt July 1, 2011
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Blunt trauma

When you smoke at least 2 blunts of some kush, or good chron, with one person. you will then get blunt trauma
"That Blunt trauma is feelin to sneak up on me"

"True dat"
by Chabokz November 27, 2009
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trauma core

weird person: i like trauma core.
normal person: dumb
mugGet the trauma coremug.

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