German Tow Truck

When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.

I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!

by alwayshere April 27, 2009

tow the corporate line

Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.

Jerry used to be one of us but now all he does is tow the corporate line.

by hotrear August 25, 2010

Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

by briguy360 March 8, 2010

kow-tow(s)

To give in to, to submit to even though you are right and they are wrong. Not standing up for your rights.

Next time that bully threatens to whip your ass if you don't give him your lunch money, don't kow-tow(s) to him. Make him fight you for it.

by Tenderheart7x77 July 29, 2009

Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.

Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!

by Podlag July 27, 2016

Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018