Trojam

The mysterious off-white substance found in the bottom of a condom after orgasm is achieved.

Dude A: "Billy's mom is the best, she sucked the trojam out of my rubber last night!"

Dude B: "What's her number?"

by Chris Carr December 24, 2008

tojacker

A white person,(cracker) who is really obsessed with Japanese people (tojo), and thinks they can somehow turn asian. Some things they love are naruto, video games, manga, and any other random japanese or asian crap.

Amanda Russo is such a tojacker. She even told me she is going to get surgery to make her eyes smaller.

by Gulsk832 June 6, 2010

toamc

Take off all my clothes

Man, this song is hot. It makes me want to toamc!

by mattybein January 15, 2011

Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011

toejammin

When you attempt to barspin on a bicycle and wind up hitting your foot or toes.

"That dude at the park last night was tryin to throw double barspins for hours, but he kept toejammin so he couldn't even land a single."

by keospinnin December 31, 2011

tolaminor

A disease that prevents hair from growing down there.

After seeing Bill in the shower, I guessed that he struggled with tolaminor.

by loiks November 5, 2012

Trojam

A badass author that thinks outside of the box and figured out how to shut stuttering trolls down.

Devon: Dude, did you see Kendall Trojam kick those two stuttering trolls square in the nuts and pull the plug?
Josh: How'd Kendall do that?
Devon: It's a secret.

by You're welcome!! June 8, 2013