John Hancock

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018

Houdini Hancock

Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.

I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.

by QuacksO September 20, 2018

Brandon Hancock cock

The biggest thing since sliced bread

He has a Brandon Hancock cock.

by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019

Alex Hancock

The big man ting roadman who's good at getting those Peng girls

Yo who's that roadman?

That's Alex Hancock

by MisterAitch March 25, 2020

Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.

For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?

by Superkid16 April 11, 2020

Syracuse Hancock International Airport

An airport that is both overrated and underrated at the same time but somehow doesn't have Southwest Airlines service.

"I was flying out of Syracuse Hancock International Airport today." "Let me guess, JetBlue"

by Central_NY_Aviation October 16, 2020

Herby Hancock

When you sign your name while high. The h is silent. Not to be confused with legendary keyboardist Herbie Hancock.

That's a herby hancock you got there, I can barely read it.

by TopRightCorner October 2, 2017