A fucking idiot. Nothing else, that’s all there is. He is straight but acts gay as hell. He love to ask people to shove his dick up their ass. That is literally all in is a Gabe. Don’t forget being really attracted to rats.
by Gabehater69 December 11, 2019

He worships rocks. He has no brain and is not capable of advanced intelligence. He never has any friends other than that of the occasional rock.
by Hunter1331 March 2, 2017

Gabe has a small penis. That's how it all began. He is a strange guy who sexted a girl and sye laughed at how small his penis was. That was his downfall he became obsessed with Donald Trump. Don't be like gabe get direct tv
by Gio2002 May 24, 2016

Not sure if shrek or gabe
by gshhshdhdhdhdjd April 21, 2016

Damn, Gabes! You are such a short whiny annoying kid! Often followed by Krinkelstein, too (with a backwards K)!
by Gabes Krinkelstein May 4, 2005

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

Unceremoniously ousted from a group, based purely and bluntly on ability rather than personality, after having been made to feel welcome over a protracted period of time.
by zmm February 10, 2017
