Sandy Sailor(TM)

A Sandy Sailor is the same thing as a Sandy Seagull, however the male has foresight to protect his penis with a prophylactic. Therefore, ensuring the pleasurable experience for him upon insertion and a questionable experience for her.
I went to the beach on a romantic date with Nate snd he blessed me with a Sandy Sailor(TM); it was fantastic.
by callmemommy707 August 25, 2017
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SUCHIT JOKE TM

A joke so stupidly unfunny that it becomes kinda funny (usually a joke about acting gay or penis size)
"The bug was like 1 inch long"

"You know what else is one inch? "😉
Suchit Joke TM
by NewTigerShark10 February 20, 2023
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string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.
She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
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(TMS)Titanic

See dipshit, also commonly referred to as tit
"Dipshit's trucks and league sucks!"
by IMTRc_Trans_Am October 17, 2004
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trip Balz(TM)

Having a very powerfully visual trip after taking a hallucinogen. Be it mushrooms, acid, absinthe, etc...

Taken from the SouthPark episode Sexy Action School News, when they go into the pharmacy to buy some cough syrop to 'have some ideas' The pharmacist tells them "if you really want to trip balls" and suggests a certain brand of cough syrop to them. The episode later demonstrates said tripping of balls.
"oh man, I did some beeg, and now I'm trippin' balz!"
by wormwood March 04, 2005
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Libgressive (TM)

Liberals, who through the fault of what they believe can not expose themselves to be what they actually are, they have also attempted to label themselves as progressive.
Libgressive (TM) wont vote yes for a qualified nomination like Roberts, and claim its not obstructionism.
by JMFJ September 26, 2005
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Funky Chicken TM

The act of pleasuring four males using the insides of your elbows and the insides of your knees while doing the *funky chicken* dance.
When adding Funky Chicken TM & Golden Hurricane & Mexican Midgets on an Elivated Platform you get the greatest sexual act ever! ---SEE GREATEST SEX IDEA
by Brad Matthews September 26, 2006
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