Thing

When your are best friends with someone but your not dating them. You take them out as well

Are you a thing with that hot chick over there?

by Hunts77 December 9, 2016

Fatty thing thing

A person with a deliciously large butt

Damn!! That girl got that fatty thing thing

by ROBG1872 May 20, 2020

THING...

A mysterious orange cat with plastic, teddy-bear eyes, wet fur, and the pleasant, white smile of a hume with good dental higene which stares at you until the break of your sanity if you happen to enter a secret bathroom you did not know was there.

"THING... is in there..."
"THING... STARES at me and WON'T... STOP..."

by TH- THING?... December 22, 2008

Thing

A Thing in this context refers to an extremely hot girl/woman. In this context, thing would replace regular terminology such as 'hottie, babe, stunner, glamour, hot girl etc'.

Obviously this can be used in plural form as well.

Additionally, a prefix can be added using a descriptive word to categorise the 'type' of thing, or the level of hotness/attractiveness of said thing.

Wow, look at those things across the road.

Oh my god you should have seen this thing at the gym last night.

Look over there; fashion things.

I want to destroy this thing that lives in my building, you should see her.

by Bellenders November 30, 2011

Thing

A happy penis =D

Yo, get that thing out of my ass.

by hater_slayer April 7, 2003

the thing

Kyle Ashleys mild word for cunt .... hes too much of a "pussy" to say the word.

i wanna touch "the thihng" but 8i dont know how to say it.

by Kyle Ashley May 16, 2003

The Thing

A sex move in which the male cums on his partner's face before throwing crushed Doritos all over them.

"How was last night?"
"I turned her into The Thing"

by xxpwndxx711 November 20, 2018