The Wood

a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.

I'd put my wood under Carrie!
The Wood owns.

by thewoodownskthxbye December 1, 2006

wood

fast food or food that you ate that wasn't very good but you consumed it because you were hungry

McDonald's food used to be good when i was a kid but when i got older i realized that it was some wood.

by jayrok06 February 24, 2010

wood

A word that distinguishes a potent, well tasting type of weed (Krypto) with a more less potent type of weed (Regs)

Fuck that, i dont smoke that wood

by Jim Bob April 15, 2005

Wood

What George gets in the mornings

Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face

by Dave October 3, 2004

will woods

A goat himself. A hot guy who listens to no one and is a great athlete

He's just a will woods

by Jon gamma August 9, 2017

the Wood

Woodinville, Washington. a city in the state of washington

Yo Im from the Wood!- Kickin it in the wood! Cause the Boyz in the wood are always hard.

by D.J. sparkly Pete January 28, 2004

Wood

A dick

My girl grabbed my wood and started rubbing it

by King awesome27 April 11, 2014