Pudge whacker

One who flogs his meat
To jerk off

Joe is such a pudge whacker

by Bk broiler March 14, 2019

back-whacker

A person in tight public spaces that seemingly has forgotten they have a back-pack on and whack everybody else with it.

Explaining why your coffee is all over you rather than inside you:
"I got caught by a back-whacker on the bus"

by ...JK February 1, 2017

Fizzle-whacker

A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.

Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.

by SlopTopMop January 20, 2019

Bush Whacker

A clan, or just a person who camps in a bush. The clan bushwhacked is based on people who camp out in a bush. Camping in a bush in real life, or in a game.

This guy was being a bush whacker.

by Tactica15hooter June 29, 2018

Weiner Whacker

A person who whacks their weiner forcefully.

Tommy your such a WEINER WHACKER.

by Wenis Whacker123 October 10, 2008

Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker

"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.

by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018

Weed Whacker

A person that masturbates while high

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.

by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015