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Valorant

A place where people meows for their online mommies and daddies
His mommy: "let's play valorant today"
I miss her:"meowsw prrr grr meow nya"
by xXGod_Slayer_Gaming_1000Xx January 8, 2025
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Valorant Effort

When you're playing a game and someone makes an effort but the effort was actually quite mediocre or straight up bad so instead of being a valiant effort it must be concluded it was a Valorant Effort

Opposite of a "valiant effort"
"Go B go B, you got this bro"
*horrible peek and loses instantly*
"eh, it was a Valorant Effort.."
by Kaiser Pepe :^) November 26, 2023
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Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.
"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"
by sexo fender June 14, 2024
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Valorant

Valorant, most likely one of the worst games in existence. CS GO and Overwatch had a accident child back in 2020.

Its the type of game to make a person be trapped there for eternity, and a game where you possibly hate and love.

Valorant is said to be a team game, but in reality it's a single player team where you have npcs as teammates.
Wow Valorant is the worst game in the world, my team mates don't know how to play Valorant
by vestiary May 9, 2025
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Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch
Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?
by some dude22 June 7, 2022
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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me
by retigga May 1, 2024
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