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trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023
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Yuckers Truckers

A phrase used when encountering something that is repulsive or displeasing to the senses. Can also be used when something is so white trash that the beholder finds such a thing revolting.
Who's that guy over there with missing teeth, a stained wife beater, and a huge belt buckle? He's yuckers truckers!

Aw, man! Your farticles are yuckers truckers!
by 1_superdude August 2, 2008
mugGet the Yuckers Truckersmug.

Yeezy Trucker

Noun

Found most commonly at high schools, sporting events, fairs, or any other public gathering space, these individuals tend to be male between the ages of 16 and 37.

They are often seen with dip in the lip, the most notably wear work/cowboy boots, a Lynard Skynard/military/camo hat, and are all about that hunting/fighting/farming/talking about boobs life, despite having neon lights under their pickemup trucks and blast Lil Wayne, Eninem, or whatever hardcore rap is most popular at the time. For formal events, they will usually dawn a wrinkled dress shirt with jeans, dirty boots, a lanyard, and a backwards hat (either camo or snapback).

A close cousin to Kyle's, they may also possess a love of monster energy, but are most fond of Bud Light Platinum.
"So I met a guy yesterday!"
"That's great, what's he like??"
"He loves hunting, being outdoors, Premium Snapchats, dip, weed, grinding, and his favorite artists are Busta Rhymes and Kenny Chesney!"
"Oh honey, he's a yeezy trucker, you've gotta leave him.."
by CallOfKahlua June 23, 2019
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Trucker's wood

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
mugGet the Trucker's woodmug.

Truckers delight

truckers delightA person or persons that exchange sexualfavores for rides. they may be found hanging at or around truck stops, road side diners or may be hitch hikers.
"I stopped in for a bite to eat at this nice little place then hit up the truck stopfor desert, had me a nice little truckers delight"

A truckers delightrange in age from very young to senior citizens.

"chocolate delight"may refer to race or willingness to have anal sex.
by Hot lettuce December 12, 2012
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Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.
I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today
by johnnyjr September 23, 2019
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Trucker's wife

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck
Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!
by arakc August 14, 2011
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