Ratchet Racoon

An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU

Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie

by friendly neighborhood maman May 28, 2019

Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!

If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.

by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

TTV Racoone

A lumberjack who gets a little too angry at VALORANT childs game and is a noob

Friend 1: Who is the best streamer on twitch?
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack

by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023