Groupon peen

Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.

Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?

You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.

-- Clarkisha Kent

by 10001110101... March 1, 2019

Peen Clean

To get your Peen Cleaned

Let's all go get Peen Cleans

by Stickwood Jr April 24, 2019

greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 7, 2009

peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".

Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?

by mteverst1 June 3, 2018

peen chop

a stinky chop. similar to a pork chop, but a chop of male genitalia.

You LOVE lesbian peen chops!

by nutfarht August 16, 2022

Peen Tip

A Penis Head

I stubbed my peen tip on your vagina

by joesteemer August 7, 2009

seed-peen

one who likes to seed a lot on torrents till they have a high enough ratio on a torrent.

Mr-O : hey look at how much ive uploaded on these torrents
Mr-J : Dude you have uploaded a lot on them torrents.....
Mr-J : YOU HAVE ONE MASSIVE SEED-PEEN !!!!!

by MR-J April 30, 2010