Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
by 10001110101... March 02, 2019
A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".
by mteverst1 May 07, 2018
A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 December 16, 2007
by nutfarht August 16, 2022
by Stickwood Jr April 24, 2019
A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.
by GenAtlas123 February 03, 2020