Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

Mono

The sexiest man alive; hunter of lolis.

Wow look it's Mono! The sexiest entity alive!

by MrMonotaiga October 19, 2021

Mono Metrallético

A type of monkey with a minigun which is literally the coolest and sexiest alive beeing to ever exist. He is lonely and doesn't trust anyone, but when its the right time, he becomes the polla and starts to fuck everything and everyone.

Bloons TD player: Yo chat this Mono Metrallético is fucking every balloon like if a nuclear bomb
Chat: OMG he is the polla

by Mamellas November 27, 2024

Mono

A girl-type cancer who is a no-lifer

OMFG LOOK MY GIRL IS A MONO

by badboyhoy March 22, 2017

Mono

A person who does good deeds, or much of a humble person.

Wow that person who donated 1000$ to the childrens hospital is very mono.

by Greemlan April 23, 2022

Mono

The only cure for mono is getting some pussy, now this is not just a 1 day fix, your looking at having sex everyday for the next 6 months.

Fuck, I got mono where’s the bitches

by Lolobabxy May 19, 2022

Mono

Best playlist/album of the year 2018, Perfect for emo hours, from President kim namjoon.

Damn man, mono is amazing but moonchild got me sobbing.

by Jimjanyoung October 22, 2018