A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 20, 2013
When a fling, girlfriend or ex-girl friend calls another man to "handle", attack or kill her boyfriend while knowing that both men could either end up dead or in jail, while she lives free with her hands are clean. Dummy missions are usually started over a fight/disagreament but are escalated by lies. Usually, the guy that is sent on the dummy mission is a simp or does it for some personal honor (big brother) and is HIGHLY emotional, but hasn't been told the full story. Most dummy missions can be talked out between the two men but never do because those dummy men aren't emtionally stable of enough to get the full story.
Trish burned her boyfriend Michael's things and slapped him. Michael in his defense pushed her againt the wall and yelled at her to leave. Trish left and told Tom (her simp crush) that he punched her multiple times. Tom came back with her to the house with his pistol. On a dummy mission, Tom confronted Michael. A fight broke out and Tom shot Michael. Tom is doing 50 years in prison. Michael is Dead. Trish is now with John.
by Victory1 December 04, 2022
"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."
"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."
"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."
by Laci Jones January 21, 2009
A dreamer’s mission is a statement summarizing the purpose of a dreamer's dream. It will describe the life goal dreamers dream and the dreamer’s objective walk.
A written or oral declaration of the core value or foundation of the dreamer's dream.
The "why" and "how" of the dreamer's dream is important to him or her. The foundation of the dreamer's dream objective walking, dream talking and
By: JamArt (Jamera Napier and Art Blackburn Sr.,) ~Taking The Step Out
A written or oral declaration of the core value or foundation of the dreamer's dream.
The "why" and "how" of the dreamer's dream is important to him or her. The foundation of the dreamer's dream objective walking, dream talking and
By: JamArt (Jamera Napier and Art Blackburn Sr.,) ~Taking The Step Out
One of the qualifications of a dream maker} is to recognize the number one core value of a dreamers mission which is to positively encourage another dreamer's life's goal dreams.
by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 08, 2022
Im going to bust a mission to chipotle!
by RA news July 21, 2009
1) The annoying thing the AFATDs says when data is sent.
2) A Call for fire (artillery) despite being the oldest forms of area fire, arty is still an effective means of illumination, suppressing, screening and destroying a target of opportunity in a quick and timely means with variations in shell and fuze combinations. Also specific rounds can be used to minimize colateral damage.
2) A Call for fire (artillery) despite being the oldest forms of area fire, arty is still an effective means of illumination, suppressing, screening and destroying a target of opportunity in a quick and timely means with variations in shell and fuze combinations. Also specific rounds can be used to minimize colateral damage.
Command: Hey why did we shoot a fire mission?
Fister: Because we wanted them dead?
Command: aijgoaihghegloaeiojoawet283u59235!!!!!1!!!one!!1!
Fister: Ok but they're dead now so....
Command: Well we wanted helocopters to kill them because we wanted to be involved and make ourselves feel important.
Fister: They can still do a battle damage assesment?
Fister: Because we wanted them dead?
Command: aijgoaihghegloaeiojoawet283u59235!!!!!1!!!one!!1!
Fister: Ok but they're dead now so....
Command: Well we wanted helocopters to kill them because we wanted to be involved and make ourselves feel important.
Fister: They can still do a battle damage assesment?
by Jebus Chris August 03, 2009
An adventrue one takes while incredibly high. Commonly involving food,proquireing more marijuana/parephanelia or some innane task. Involving mass confusion not only for those involved, but those who are unfortunate enough to cross paths with the adventurers. Almost always the original plan is scrapped or forgotten.
Lindsey and I went on a stoner mission to get papers. We got distracted and completly forgot why we went to the store.
by iamsupermanv2 April 13, 2009