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mam

a gordie (people from newcastle,sunderland and scotland) way of saying mum/mom
by ..paris..<3 January 10, 2022
mugGet the mammug.

Mam

I SHIP MAM SO MUCH OMFG ITS CANNON
by I.am.fox January 31, 2018
mugGet the Mammug.

ya mam

oooOOHOHHHH SH IT dudeEE stop tickling my BUNGHOLE im gonna splooge in ya mam
by amasteas July 5, 2019
mugGet the ya mammug.

joe mam

joe mama but bad yargggg hahaaa hoahaoahao
Guanaagahaga gorg barb
hey you
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joe mamas
oh yeah ?
joe mam
by cracklingballspop91 August 5, 2022
mugGet the joe mammug.

mam

mam
omg mam j is here.
by lookoko June 6, 2021
mugGet the mammug.

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her
Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying
by mamthegreat February 17, 2019
mugGet the mammug.

mam's life

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.
Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
by 49seffy March 14, 2022
mugGet the mam's lifemug.

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