Hitchhiker

Someone you know nothing about but you become friends

Me and Joe started to go to the same school this year, he became a hitchhiker of mine when we started to hang out during lunch.

by OhMyLord911 January 14, 2021

Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.

I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

hitchhiker

Ass, grass or cash. no one rides for free

damn another fucking hitchhiker

by schrammalama July 31, 2020

Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017

hitchhike in the rain

When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.

My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.

by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017

hitchhiker hug

When you're in the back seat of a vehicle and reach around the front seat to hug the person up front and are only able to hug them around the neck.

A drunk friend gave me a hitchhiker hug from the backseat when I dropped him off at home. I thought I was being strangled.

by SJC1989 August 8, 2016