Gas Station Gun

Gun(s) that you you can buy for very cheap, usually with very poor quality and known with issues of feeding, chambering and limited warranty with very bad resell value. These type of guns usually end up being sent back to the manufacturer within a few weeks of someone purchasing and firing these firearms. Pretty much the same quality as anything from the gas station whether it being gas station knives or gas station sushi.

Hey did you hear about Taylor’s Taurus G2C? That shit blew up on him when he shot +P ammo through it what a fucking gas station gun! Fucking monogoloid should’ve purchased that Smith and Wesson SD40 VE instead.

by Cokeman234 August 2, 2021

gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract

Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.

by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021

Gas Station Shooter

See definition for 'sewer rat'. "Someone that orders Fireball Shooters at a gas station". This person would also rob the gas station at gunpoint with or without a nerf gun painted black-tip.

JR: I'm drinking Fireball shooters.
Ruairi: Youre a gas station shooter.
JR: How?
Ruairi: You bought fireball at a gas station register?

by ThePkmnMaster69mmm March 3, 2022

Gas Station Grubber

An African American individual that is known for stealing, robbing, and overall acting like a dark monkey.

I was just robbed at Sheetz, that Gas Station Grubber stole my car. It was to dark I couldn’t see him.

by Blitzwing86 July 18, 2025

gas station sushi

Something you get before
1. there being a roofie in the sushi
2. blacking out
3. waking up in a sewer
4. being surrounded by fish
5. horny fish
6. you know what that means

FISH!
person 1: you, me, gas station, what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, horny fish! you know what that means!
FISH!

by ykwtmFISH! September 18, 2025

Gas Station

A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.

Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.

Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?

Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)

by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023

gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!

Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!

by King Yamayama April 11, 2024