Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

horse cock torres(tripod)

a man with a third leg

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019

Tripoding

Having sex whilst standing up

Hehe yeah she’s crazy, we spent 40 minutes tripoding last night

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

Tripod Trick

A female fitfluencer whose page is only filled with her body and no meaningful guidance on fitness. Takes photos/videos in the gym incessantly (with or without a tripod) for her Instagram and/or Only Fans.

Dude I saw this tripod trick in the gym yesterday and she would not stop filming herself doing squats and taking photos of her ass in the mirror.

by NoTinnitusHear April 30, 2024

Tripod Hours

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.

It's time for some tripod hours after that bowl I just smoked.

by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017