curious stranger

An act performed by a sexually curious male that involves the use of a topical numbing agent. The curious subject beats his meat until it has become engorged with blood and is hard and stiff as a board. The subject then applies a generous amount of topical numbing agent to their engorged penis. Once the numbing agent has taken full effect, the subject proceeds to feel, fondle, and beat that numb dick until climax! The sensation that is felt by the subject is that equivalent to jerking off another man’s dick to completion. Ideally this would be the “try it first” part of entering into a homosexual or bisexual lifestyle as there is no risk of disease or commitment.

Wow bro, I am defiantly gay! Last night’s curious stranger was awesome, I really liked the feel of that fatty in my hand and being able to control the the nut!

by Wett noodle August 31, 2022

don't be a stranger

usually used as a farewell, inviting one to visit again or communicate more often

"What a nice visit. I look forward to seeing you next time. Now, don't be a stranger!"

by piewire September 19, 2003

The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.

I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.

by Brian H October 12, 2005

The Stranger Punch

The act of sitting on your hand until numb followed by a punch to your chick's head during sex (or anal). The effect is to protect your hand from any potential pain. In order to accomplish this, know the stranger and the donkey punch.

donkey punch the stranger

Cool guy: Bro I did the stranger punch on my girl last night!

Cool guy's friend: Sick! How's your hand?

Cool guy: No pain at all!

by Enlicensed April 6, 2009

don't be a stranger

Don't forget about me/Call me sometime

"See ya later"

"Ok, but don't be a stranger"

by CoCo September 20, 2003

reverse stranger

Using an anesthetic agent to create a numbing sensation over the users penis to still allow erection, but dismiss any feeling in the area. This allows the user to masturbate his penis without any feeling creating a sensation that the user is jacking off another person.

Thomas is not openly gay, therefore he must use the reverse stranger in order to feel like he still with another man, and get the pleasure he wants at the same time.

by Sealclubber March 21, 2008

The Inverted Stranger

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.

After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.

by TheJoel May 3, 2006