The middle class girl who would make it seem her life is rough as fuck based on her music taste and choice of words but when she gets home she cannot decide which fucking bedroom to use due to the abundance of choice. The girl may also have a cracking posterior and in fact loves people marveling at it however she will also go for breast men.
by Atikz February 25, 2019
Get the Roadman Laurenmug. how to be a vsco roadman
1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence
2. every a manbag
3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it
4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.
5. have to say fam
6. say you come from the ends
7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks
8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)
9. gotta listen to grime and that
10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean
11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence
2. every a manbag
3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it
4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.
5. have to say fam
6. say you come from the ends
7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks
8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)
9. gotta listen to grime and that
10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean
11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
by BigDickDave9012 August 31, 2019
Get the vsco roadmanmug. a 12-13 year old that is obnoxious in public usually seen in newcastle they wear adidas and nike they will try to cover there face mcdonalds is a common hang out for these little cunts some will have their hands down there pants with a 50p energy drink in his other hand
by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2017
Get the year 8 roadmanmug. A kid between the ages 11 and 12, who thinks they are bad because they wear a puffer jacket, listen to bbk and do mandy.
by Doyoulikebread October 9, 2016
Get the year 7 roadmanmug. a term for being a talentless artist, usually leeching of a subculture they are pretending to belong too.
by jeremywade69 November 23, 2021
Get the times new roadmanmug. Roadman comes from the 21st century slang word, describing a boy (normally at a teenage age) as someone who thoroughly knows the ins and outs of his area, and the people in the area – he will also be involved in popular events such as trapping, driving (cruising), parties etc.
by HEYYY__ December 21, 2021
Get the Roadmanmug. A person, mostly found in london, that is probably in a gang that smokes weed. There are 3 levels of roadmen:
Level 1 Roadman (Trainee Roadman): Trainee roadmen will always have authentic/genuine clothes. Trainee roadmen are usually no older than 15, though sometimes there will be older Trainee roadmen.
They commonly wear grey tracksuits and Air maxes. They also have to always wear a pouch with them.
Level 2 Roadman (Part-time Roadman): These Roadmen aren't full time roadmen, as the name suggests, they usually have a job. The Part-time roadmen also have BBM installed on their mobile devices. They weara mix between real and fake clothes, but they wear a Puffer jacket in the winter, and a tracksuit in the summner. They also come up to you at any given moment and ask you for a Rizla.
Level 3 Roadman (Certified Roadman): If a roadman is at level 3, then there is no going back, they will be a roadman forever. A certified roadman will always wear his Puffer jacket, even if he is in the Sahara desert, or having a surgery, he will always have his Puffer jacket on. Same with the pouch. never going off, and he has every drug that human kind could ever imagine (Weed, Meth, Xanax, etc.), and he will always try to sell you the drugs, even if you're like 8. And the clothes he wears, they have to be fake, or else he isn't a Certified Roadman. They also have to smoke 20 weeds minimum a day.
So now you know you know what roadman is, and all of a roadman's levels.
Level 1 Roadman (Trainee Roadman): Trainee roadmen will always have authentic/genuine clothes. Trainee roadmen are usually no older than 15, though sometimes there will be older Trainee roadmen.
They commonly wear grey tracksuits and Air maxes. They also have to always wear a pouch with them.
Level 2 Roadman (Part-time Roadman): These Roadmen aren't full time roadmen, as the name suggests, they usually have a job. The Part-time roadmen also have BBM installed on their mobile devices. They weara mix between real and fake clothes, but they wear a Puffer jacket in the winter, and a tracksuit in the summner. They also come up to you at any given moment and ask you for a Rizla.
Level 3 Roadman (Certified Roadman): If a roadman is at level 3, then there is no going back, they will be a roadman forever. A certified roadman will always wear his Puffer jacket, even if he is in the Sahara desert, or having a surgery, he will always have his Puffer jacket on. Same with the pouch. never going off, and he has every drug that human kind could ever imagine (Weed, Meth, Xanax, etc.), and he will always try to sell you the drugs, even if you're like 8. And the clothes he wears, they have to be fake, or else he isn't a Certified Roadman. They also have to smoke 20 weeds minimum a day.
So now you know you know what roadman is, and all of a roadman's levels.
Guy 1:Damn! That dude sure smokes a lot of weed!
Guy 2:Yeah, he's a roadman.
Roadman: Oi blud lemme try on those creps, or else am gonna shank ya!
Guy 2:Yeah, he's a roadman.
Roadman: Oi blud lemme try on those creps, or else am gonna shank ya!
by ButterFuks April 19, 2018
Get the Roadmanmug.