five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 21, 2010

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 01, 2021

Arkansas ballet

State dance of Arkansas. Usually involving a pole and paying customers

The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Ballet

The best way to spend your time. Full of stretching, dancing, and occasionally falling over, ballet is the GDOAT(Greatest Dance of All Time).

"That ballet we just went to was fucking awesome!"

by #BALLETNERD February 28, 2025

ballet

The best , hardest, and potentially most expressive type of dance. Might give you mental health issues, but it's all worth it in the end.

person: "why are you always at ballet?"
me: "because it makes my life so much better"

by person2468 February 21, 2024

ballet

the most amazing form of art but don't bother becoming dedicated to it because it will crush your hopes and dreams.

Person: "why did you quit ballet?"
me: "because it destroyed my mental health and made me work so hard for nothing."

by person2468 February 21, 2024

Ballet

A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore

Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.

by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 04, 2020