athlete's cock

when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences

dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw

by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006

cyber athlete

One who plays games on a computer as a sport.

by Cactuar December 21, 2002

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

battle athletes

A CUTE Anime were half-NAKED girls compete for the Cosmic Beauty Rank! CHARACTERS!!!!

Akari - AHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE HER! So CUTE!!!! I like her NAKED!

Anna - So cute! Nudey wudey!

There's a scene were Anna gets NAKED at a girls bathhouse with other NAKED girls! They find out that she's actually a BOY! Then, in panic, the girls run around NAKED! Then the NAKED Anna hugs the NAKED Akari! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I wanked to that!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr July 9, 2003

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Anal Athletes

A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.

Tom and his friends were anal athletes

by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019

get athletic

when you in the boys play some drinking games.

Time to get athletic today boys lets run up some Beer Pong.

by BanquetBoy December 2, 2020